Robin Hood robbed from the rich and gave to the poor. Just like him, I have the same philosophy. Since I don’t have a job, I’m always the poor one and everyone is rich compared to me! This is spectacular for me, as I will make all the girls I meet pay for things. When that doesn’t work out, I take pictures of people’s credit cards and use it to wire money to myself. Even my good ole Grandmother has been a lot of help in this area. I took a picture of her credit card AND her credit card statement showing me how much money I could wire to myself. Thanks Western Union for making my life easier!

I’ve also stolen other peoples credit cards - either the physical card or taking a picture of it. Ahh, technology.

(08/09/12): From a friend of his latest victim comes this...

THIS IS MY RAY HOLYCROSS EXPERIENCE:

I let him into my home, believing him to be the victim of injustice. Over the course of the next month, I watched him scream and yell at his girlfriend, manipulate her into selling her only means of transportation, and ultimately rob her of her iPhone, laptop and $900 from her atm.

He wrenched her arm during a fight, leaving a bruise. He then told his girlfriend that he had told the rest of us in the house about it, but that "we didn't want to talk about it because it made us uncomfortable."

If you think that females are the only ones Ray Holycross preys upon, you are sadly mistaken. He promised- swore up and down that he had found me a job at WGN, and that he and I and his girlfriend- and even my brother- were all going to run away to Chicago and work for WGN. 

He said, "They're sending us four thousand each for moving expenses, so don't worry about paying your utilities and rent! We can pay that when the money gets here."

As the month progressed, it became more evident that he was full of shit. First the money was "Lost in the Mail." Then, he didn't trust his girlfriend, so he couldn't have the money transferred into her name. THEN, he claimed that his supervisors were pissed off at him for being persistent about the money, and decided to put off the moving cost for a week. 

The point is this- he lied. He stole. He ran away. I am upset, but I know that I don't need to do anything to get revenge. One day, Ray Holycross is going to paint himself into a corner, and when he does, some very angry people are going to do all the mean things to him that we wished they would. 

His latest Female Victim (I refuse to call her his ex-girlfriend) is now penniless, living in a one bedroom house with her mother about three hours from civilization. When I first met her, she had a house, a life, and a future. Now she just cries a lot. 

We who have survived this pathetic creep's latest escapade are only grateful for one thing- he didn't flip out and kill us in our sleep. And to be honest, I think it's because he didn't have a gun. If he would have attacked with a knife, he would have easily been defeated by myself or my brother. 

If a woman in your group of friends and acquaintances or family should run across this guy, here's some tips.

1. He has a weak handshake. His wrists could easily be broken if you try hard enough.

2. The ribs under his left arm were broken this year, and re-broken when he decided to have a wrestling match with my little brother. Focus your blows here.

3. He's tall and lanky, but has almost no muscles. Whatever blows he can land on you WILL NOT HURT.

4. Contagion sucks. Make sure you tell him before you start fighting, as it will at least make the fight more interesting. 

Hey Ray! Fuck you. 

More classic “Ray” items.

1. 1.You will notice he doesn’t have any social networking sites. Eventually, he might make a facebook but will keep it rather locked down. If, for some reason, you stumble on this website after being in a relationship with him for a while, be aware if he suddenly deletes his social networking pages, claiming he is “sick of them” or “taking a break” or “bored”. This is a classic sign he is about to steal things and run on to the next victim
   

2. 2.On dating sites, he often has his profile set such that YOU can’t contact him, he must make the contact first. 
   

3. 3.He LOVES to say “muah”, call you “babe”, and other similar things
   

4. 4.If you question what he is doing or where he has been, he will try to spin it such that you need to just trust him, or make it seem like you are making a big deal out of nothing
   

5. 5.He’ll attempt to get your passwords to your email, facebook, etc. DON’T let him have them.
   

6. 6.He will talk about getting a high paying job in some crazy location, typically far away from where you are. He won’t want you to have a job, if you are current unemployed, or will talk about how he’s going to support you once he get the jobs. It’s classic that these jobs never materialize, but he will cover it up by saying he got a “better offer” somewhere else. He typically throws out a crazy salary number, and the “better offer” will be even higher.